i'm fucking boreddddd my girlfriend is asleep and i just had a monster and can't sleep asdgjdkgjsd

took this from [link] ...it was supposed to be for friends but FUCK U GAIZ I'M A REBEL.

1. What would you do if Henri confessed love to you?
...Scream and run.

2. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Wql and Ben! How will it go?
OH GOD we will get high on cotton candy and then ride the roller coasters forever.
FOREVER.

3. Describe Rachel in one word.
Frenchie.

4. Who is 28's best friend?
18... Who is also her girlfriend.

5. What is or would be a good nickname for Andrew?
FAGGOT McSTONERFACE

6. How would RONA insult 28?
RONA: ...):< YOU'RE SHORT.
28: well durr. >;

7. Do you love Andrea?
ANDREA IS A SUPER SEXYFINE POTHEAD, YO.

8. Would you love to read Ben's very personal diary?
Oh yes.


9. Does Hfg have any pets?
Um. She does sometimes but she ends up killing them on accident. :c

10. Xavier just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
OH GOD my crazy scientistman is dead. ;_;
I cry and RONA cries and then.
idk. COCAAAAAAAAAAAAINE.
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Choose twelve of your original characters in any particular order (NO PEEKING AT THE QUESTIONS AT THIS STAGE!). Then, answer the questions that follow and don't forget to tag a couple of people when you're finished. |D

1. Xavier
2. Henri
3. Zoe
4. 28
5. Rachel
6. RONA
7. Ben
8. Andrea
9. Andrew
10. Wql
11. Karne
12. Hfg


01)Who would make a better college professor, 6 [RONA] or 11 [Karne]? What subjects would they teach?

Hah, Karen definitely. Even though she's short tempered and is known to drop acid when she's bored, she has an attention span greater than that of a goldfish.
Karen would teach photography or something.
RONA would teach philosophy. And be like that one professor on Community.

02) Do you think 2 [Henri] is hot? How hot?

...H-he doesn't even have a face. It's just a smiley mask.

03) 12 [Hfg] sends 8 [Andrea on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Hfg would probably send her to find a fish or something she can cuddle. She likes to cuddle fish.
It would succeed because I mean come on Andrea isn't retarded she can get a fish, gaiz.

04) What is or would be 9's [Andrew] favorite book?
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.
Also Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer.

05) Would it make more sense for 2 [Henri] to swear fealty to 6 [RONA], or the other way around?

Other. Way. Around.
No one messes with the smiley-faced psychopath.
RO's pretty laid back anyways. She doesn't like taking charge or lead.

06) For some reason, 5 [Rachel] is looking for a roommate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9 [Andrew] or with 10 [Wql]?

Uh... neither. But if she had no choice, Andrew. Because he makes sense. Wql what is he I don't even... I have no idea WHAT Wql is.

07) 2 [Henri], 7 [Ben] and 12 [Hfg] have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Hah. They'd totally go to Cheesecake Factory cause that place is damn sexy. <3 Uh... Henri doesn't really talk, so he'd be trying to resist jamming a knife into the waiter's arm and stay very quiet. Ben would be trying to hit on Hfg, who would lament on how she killed her pet fish. Then Wql would come out of nowhere and be like "BEN STOP HITTING ON HER THAT'S MY SISTER MAN THAT'S REAL UNCOOL. >:C"

08) 3 [Zoe] challenges 10 [Wql] to a duel. What happens?

Wql would freak and hide his head in a hole, much like an ostrich. Zoe would get bored and just leave. And Wql would stay like that for a good six hours.

09) If 1 [Xavier] stole 8's [Andrea] most precious possession, how would she/he get it back?

Andrea: O:< BITCH TOOK THE BONG MY BRO GAVE ME.
then she'd just walk in his house and take it. my characters are boring lollll

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 [Ben] and 12 [Hfg] both attain what they most desire.

Of Unrequited Love and Dead Fish
obvious.

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 [28] and 1 [Xavier] to work together?

THE WORLD IS ENDING AND THEY NEED TO STOP THE FABRICATION MACHINE FROM KILLING EVERYONE.

SPOILER ALERT EVERYONE DIES.

12) If 7 [Ben] visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

We'd get along like cookies & cream, yo.

13) If you could command 3 [Zoe] to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

SING STILL ALIVE.
HER VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL VERSION OF GLaDOS. IT'D BE SO CUTE FSADGJK

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 [Karne]?

No one's heard of her before olol.

15) If 2 [Henri] had to choose sides between 4 [28] and 5 [Rachel], which would it be?

Rachel. Durr.
They're BFFs, man.

16) What might 10 [Wql] shout while charging into battle?

"OHGADSFSDKJJSLKJ I'M GOING TO DIE THIS SUCKS "

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 [Andrea], which song would you choose?

World at Large- Modest Mouse
Totally.

18) 1 [Xavier], 6 [RONA], and 12 [Hfg] are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

RONA can't eat, since she's a robot, so it's left to Xavier and Hfg. Hfg would snatch it with her lobster claws, take a bit, then scream "OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE I JUST ATE MY UNCLE." Then she'd cry, run off, dropping the pancake. Xavier would just shrug and take it, then eat it.

my characters are weeeeeeird.

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 10 [Wql] to use on 2 [Henri]?

Yeah not doing that.

20) What would 5 [Rachel] most likely be arrested for?

The sadistic murder and torture of innocents, kidnapping, robbery, trespassing, hoarding an escaped convict [Henri], arson.
yep.

21) What is 6's [RONA] secret?

she has a crush on someone. eUe I can't say whoooo.

22) If 11 [Karne] and 9 [Andrew] were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Karne would, dude. She can drive. Andrew has asthma and his only means of transportation would be slowly riding a bike/scooter or walking.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 [Ben] or 8 [Andrea]?

Andrea. Bitch knows how to fight and is street savvy. ;D

24) 1 [Xavier] and 9 [Andrew] reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's [28] sinister secret organization. 11 [Karne] volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that he/she is actually a spy for 4 [28]. Meanwhile, 4 [28] has kidnapped 12 [Hfg] in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 [Rachel], they seek out 3 [Zoe], who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

-What title would you give this fic?

Acid Tripp Upstairs

-Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
derp

-Name one person who should write it.
Me I guess? '3'